For Harold.

Dear Harold,

I never got to say goodbye to you. When we found you this morning we didnt know youd be so stiff until willow tried to pick you up. Im sorry you were so stiff. Willow thinks you died from lack of love, i think you died because your little heart was so full of love it burst! im also sorry we didnt let you out more, but if you werent so obsessed with chewing up everything this might have been different. You are in a better place now, probably getting wasted with mishas hamster and lindas dog. I just want you to know that you will be missed. you were a good pet for the 7 months we had you. the lady at the humane society said this happens all the time, so i hope you found some rabbits who are just like you up there. i once ran over a bunny at home, if you find him let him know im sorry and i cried the whole way home. I also think your timing was a little ironic, i guess now there wont be a need for a custody battle.

i love you harold.
rest in peace.

Love,
mommy #1 (or 2, im not really sure)